The Ugly Duckling Couple
Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
Asexual People: what
officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

nekokat42:

cryaotic:

I figured it’d be neat since it’s almost winter time and I love pajama pants, so said why not!

Though with all these things, I prefer to have the designs be done by viewers - not some paid commissioner. Those people don’t get the spirit of pants, man!

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sandracl13:

indigoneversleeps:

crazyfilipino:

Florida

reblogging for the excellent gif usage.

saturdaystreamquotes:

Cry: Honestly, I’ve only been sent nudes once and that was from someone who was a model and was like “hey look at my nudes” and I was like “I don’t really want to but thanks!”

Cheyanne: What the hell!

Cry: It was like two years ago!

Snake: I haven’t been a model for two years.

vanconcastiel:

Plot twist

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

trohleyjpg:

sure is hard work being the emo cousin AND the gay cousin

tete-pownshend:

satchelsbiggestfan:

Sad but true

goddamn math is ruining our wooden children

tete-pownshend:

satchelsbiggestfan:

Sad but true

goddamn math is ruining our wooden children