The Ugly Duckling Couple

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

condom:

pissing people off should be a sport

Piper Chapman // Season 2

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

bethisace:

You know what would be nice? Asexual characters. Not that shit of “They are interpreted as asexual because they said this and that”. I want it to be said. I want to hear the word on TV without making it sound like a bad disease.

fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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wolfseeker87:

THE UMBRELLA REVOLUTION 

We don’t need any tear gas, we’re crying already.

風雨中抱緊自由。 Brace our freedom among the storm.

It is Day 3 since 28th September 2014, the day Hong Kong Police threw Tear Gas to protestors.

Hong Kong citizens are fighting for democracy to select our own Chief Executive. We don’t want China’s claws on our back and hands on our throat.

Please, Tumblr, reblog and spread the word like wildfire.

SAVE HONG KONG. 

DO NOT LET HONG KONG FALL.

Photo credit to Marieke de Vries

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

unclefather:

ibebro:

unclefather:

i’m so old

it was actually 14 years ago, you are not with math

you’re not with math either

ammit420:

aa0102:

Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel

jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel